Weekly Azure update covering compute, storage, database, and AI model news. Key highlights include Ubuntu 22.04 retirement for AKS (end of June 2027), simplified AKS backup via Azure CLI, Azure Functions V3 Linux consumption retirement, Azure NetApp Files ransomware protection and quota reports going GA, Elastic SAN capacity auto-scaling GA, Azure Monitor pipelines GA with OpenTelemetry support, Cosmos DB dynamic data masking, PostgreSQL Flexible getting Premium SSD v2 support and enhanced Fabric mirroring, and new AI model availability including Claude Opus 4.7, GPT-5.5, and GPT Image 2 in Azure Foundry. Also addresses FUD around Anthropic's Claude Mythos preview model and Project Glasswing, clarifying that access is gated by Anthropic equally across all cloud providers.