Non-human identities (NHIs) — bots, service accounts, API keys, OAuth tokens, machine certificates — now outnumber human identities in most large organizations by 10:1, yet remain largely ungoverned. Drawing on breaches like SolarWinds, Uber 2022, and Okta 2023, the piece argues that unmonitored NHIs are a critical attack vector. A more immediate threat in 2026 is mass certificate expiration: infrastructure built rapidly during 2020–2022 used 3–5 year certificates that are now lapsing simultaneously, risking cascading outages. The recommended approach prioritizes governance over tooling — starting with a discovery sprint to inventory NHIs, pulling certificate expiration data immediately, and auditing privilege on high-sensitivity service accounts. Existing identity frameworks (RBAC, PAM) were built for humans and don't fit NHIs well, and standards bodies are moving too slowly relative to the expiration timeline.