Hardest working Database Admin.
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A humorous monologue from the perspective of a jaded, overworked (or underworked) database administrator. Covers relatable DBA tropes: blaming developers, hiding prod access mishaps, dismissing NoSQL, mocking expensive consultants who get reversed, defending questionable uptime with 'eventual consistency' framing, and the classic VARCHAR-for-money horror story. Pure satire of enterprise database culture.
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