Starling is a new Linux desktop environment built by a single developer in six months using AI coding tools. It ports Flutter's framework layer from Dart to Swift, keeps the C++ rendering engine, and uses a custom Wayland compositor that treats app windows as widgets inside the framework's own layout system — enabling zero-copy GPU buffer sharing. A preview .deb is available for Ubuntu 26.04 with AMD GPU only. The author is skeptical: the project's website is filled with hollow AI-generated marketing prose, the visual style resembles macOS Mojave, and the 'first desktop written by AI' claim ignores predecessors like Enlightenment. Broader concerns are raised about the long-term viability of vibe-coded software, noting that low friction to create often means low commitment to maintain. Installation carries real risks, including one reported case of a corrupted system.